1: On a typical Friday night, you were . . .
High school was a fun time, wasn’t it? Full of teenage awkwardness, love that you thought would last a lifetime, and shenanigans that you still talk about at parties. But you must be wondering – what Ben & Jerry’s flavor embodies your high school self? What pint holds the secret to your high school persona?
Are you sure you’re ready to know the truth? Yeah? Okay, let’s get started.
Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz
You were the go-go-go type that was always on the move. Band practice in the morning, soccer practice after school, then catching the football game before heading to the movie theater to see the newest blockbuster with the gang. A dedicated friend and student, you sometimes needed a little extra inspiration to get it all done. No problem there – today you’re armed with Coffee Coffee BuzzBuzzBuzz and a big spoon.
Some may have called you an odd duck, or a class clown, but you preferred something a bit more offbeat – a unicorn of uniqueness, perhaps, or a wild and weird wildebeest. But whatever your classmates called you back then, you were surely the Chunky Monkey of the class. Quirky and silly, you marched to the beat of your own drummer, letting the world inspire your infinite creativity.
You were the kid who was always planning their next adventure. Mountain biking, road tripping, hiking – you were up for anything and always looking for a crew to join you for the fun. So what if you got lost a few times? You always had your best buds and your can-do attitude with you to share in the adventures and misadventures. You were the S’mores of your class – a classic comfort perfect for the hungry wanderer.
You were the friend who always knew when your friends needed a hug or a high-five. You shared every heartache, every disappointment, and every joy, always there with your words of wisdom and your unconditional support. Whether your crew needed an extra set of hands for the Homecoming float or a pint of Chocolate Therapy after a gnarly breakup, you were the one they could always count on.
Everything But The…
You were a tinkerer, a thinker, a problem-solver. Whether you were tinkering with the neighbor’s broken toaster or hacking into the school’s computer system or building an epic Homecoming float, your curiosity and ingenuity knew no bounds. You were the Everything But The… of your class – the kid who was a little bit nutty and scattered, always trying to solve the next puzzle.
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
You were unequivocally the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough of your class – the popular kid with the heart of gold that everyone wanted to hang out with. Always the life of the party, you were charismatic and funny and your antics feature prominently in your peers’ high school memories. Like that time you set all the school’s clocks forward a couple hours and landed everyone a half day. Not too shabby, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.